You can see the picture on the right. It is a bit outdated, but that
may answer the question if all you wanted to know was the physical
likeness of him. (Being a reader of the Koozbanian I know you want to
know more.) It is actually a frequently asked question, mostly asked
by himself. Duncan graduated high school in 1991. He was an above
average student with average grades. School was easy and boring so
not much effort was put into his time there. He spent some time in
college as a lost soul; wandering and meandering through life until he
ran out of college money and the gumption to learn in that
environment. During his time he studied a variety of subjects from
Computer Engineering (at a renound institute of technology)to musical
performance (and was classically trained as a vocalist), but never
finished a degree. So he took the next step in his life and got a job
in a shopping mall. Yes, we all know that is a dead end job, but he
still had the illusion that he would wake up soon and know what to
study and make him happy.
One day, while very depressed by the realization that his life was
going nowhere, he broke down and called the local Air Force recruiter.
Duncan scored amazingly on the military job placement test. He was
given the choice of any job they had to offer. Duncan's first choice
was to work in the media department. Several jobs were chosen, but
the service wanted his technical skills and talked him into choosing a
job as a flying technician. Duncan accepted the position thinking
that the odds were in his favor to still do what he wanted. Two weeks
later he was selected as a computer technician who will fly on the
AWACS plane. He survived six weeks of basic training, eight months of
technical training, and the dreaded survival school required of all
the fliers.
Duncan is now stationed at Tinker AFB in Oklahoma City, and flying
often to serve and protect this nation of ours.
That is Duncan's experience in this life, but is that what you
truly wanted to know. If so you can stop reading at any time.
But Duncan truly does fit in with the demented editors of this
zine. He has a side only his close friends know that can only be
describe as the sane side of lunacy. He decided to study music so he
could make a difference in the lives of his listeners; to be given a
voice that may be heard and considered. The world needs people like
him to give it a kick in the ass when needed. Hopefully his words
will be read in this tiny publication.
Legally I must add that anything printed in this zine are personal
editorials of the authors. These opinions have absolutely no baring
on official Air Force policy. So don't even think it. There should
be inference that the government thinks the way that we do, if they
did this world would either be totally insane or a better place to live.
Also that all material should be considered copywritten just in case he
comes up with something he really likes and would like for more than
just the visitors of this page to be able to read.
