To recieve 1 (one) complete issue of the weekly koozbanian please leave
$2,000,000 (canadian, because it's pretty) behind Mrs. O'leahry's cow at
the end of Church street in the little town of West El Loco, Texas. In
case you're wondering, yes, this is the famous cow that started the great
Chicago fire all those years ago.
You see, the cow was one of our original operatives here on earth.
One day, being completly tired of being a cow in the windy city
she started the fire for some excitement. Rest asured she has been
punished severly and now not only does she remain a cow, she is forced to be
an intergalatic paper girl. Anyway, just leave the cash there in a
non-biodegradable plastic bag and in a few short ions (Hey, it's a bulk
rate) you'll recieve your own copy of the WK.
We have few departments to start out with but soon, with our large staff of writers we shall be
growing in no time flat. Our staff is up to three writers so far. That's eleven arms furiously
typing to produce this excellent effort. Find out about our
authors.
